Doctor: Your son's symptoms sound like congenital heart disease
Doctor: *does Doctor things*
Doctor: He's fine. He just breathes weird.
Because there is no in between diagnosis. Parenting is hard.
To keep you from wasting time irresponsibly on a Friday night, here are some articles you might enjoy. Most definitely I will be online as well, chewing my nails in anxiety over what WebMD might suggest for my kid's health standing.
THE FINEST OF THE INTERNET:
An Amazon review for a $1M backpack
A Grandma's Facebook Status Updates
19 Wedding Pictures You Don't Want To Send With the Invite
These ridiculously talented Russian male dancers (Video)
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