All the things nobody has asked.
How important are cats in your life?
It’s best summarized by the contract of dependant-allowance between my husband and I. For every baby I give Taylor, he gives me a cat. Everybody is happy.
Does your family read the blog?
Usually they’re too busy on the Snapchats or otherwise living the life I’m jotting down on this site. A regular catch phrase from Taylor is “I should read your blog more often”.
Do you have kids?
I’ve got a miniature human and a squalling chub that I tend to on the daily. Their names are Arrow & Archer.
So you have two cats then?
I have two indebted cats named Books and Chuckles that I will put my claim on as soon as living circumstances allow for it. I’ve already picked out their personalities, their coat colors, and had their names embroidered on every piece of clothing I own.
Are those their real names?
I hope so. My mom took a long time stitching those tags.
No. Your kids’ names.
Oh. Nope. I don't post my kids' names online. You can read about their pseudonyms here.
Are you really into archery or something?
A guy I dated in college once pulled out his compound bow from his closet and asked me if I knew what it was. I shot him “the look” that ladies portray when they want to simultaneously impress a guy because they can name the shiny object in front of them, but also prove to him that they’re not impressed by at his attempts to woo her over.
That’s about all I can say about archery.
I found this funny picture and-
SHH just send it over. Unless it has gnomes.
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done on the internet?
I once made a public video about 3 of my personal fears (spiders, moths, and gnomes hiding in my bathroom vent) and I don’t completely regret sharing that information.
Where do post ideas come from?
Storks, I think. Still trying to figure that one out.